I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret. I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house....Zsa Zsa Gabor. One woman says to another, Isn't your wedding ring on the wrong finger? The other woman replies, Why, yes, it is. I married the wrong man. Q: Why are divorces so expensive? |


















