Humor - The Lighter Side of Law

Attorney

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx.

The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret.
- Henny Youngma

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house....Zsa Zsa Gabor. One woman says to another, Isn't your wedding ring on the wrong finger? The other woman replies, Why, yes, it is. I married the wrong man.

Q: Why are divorces so expensive?
A: Because they are worth it.